Nice to see one of these where the 3rd and 4th panels have the same text again. Been a while.
It’s important to meme properly.
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Meme-in’ Very Properly
I have a surefire method for consistently low gas prices.
I have more gas than I know what to do with at a fraction of the price using this one simple trick (that fossil fuel barons hate): eating vast amounts of raw cabbage.
Cooked cabbage gets me going worse personally.
Same. Plus my ADHD-riddled ass prefers the practicality of just munching on raw with no preparation time 😁
Thats garse, also works fine though
I’ve cooked a big pot of pea soup today. As one of the consequences I’m now exiled from bedroom to sleep on sofa in living room.
I regret nothing. 🗿
And I think we could unite our efforts in supplying Americans with gas. Just have to phrase it in a way, that doesn’t involve cabbage or peas, or they’ll deem it to be some liberal tree hugger organic shit.
Call it “natural gas”, or get a bunch of lactose-intolerant guys named Brent, and call the result “Brent Crude”
Except 2 won’t happen
And even if it worked out for fully, the quantities agreed are relatively small and would drop the price by cents after it went up a few dollars.
That’s the neat part.
