Don’t feed the trillionaire troll, everybody.
Too late, my taxpayer money is being used to send up our astronauts.
Ya everyone should just block him and take away his voice.
You promised investors self-driving cars. You sold thousands of cars to customers while advertising self-driving cars. None of the cars are self-driving. You should be in prison for fraud.
the attack on titan looking fella saying puppets are attacking a giant.
why does he look like a transfem c programmer but with no fashion sense
If there are any Gepettos or even Strombolis, just realize the sword of Damocles cuts both ways…
There’s no evidence he’s addicted to ketamine, please stop spreading these rumours, they are hurting the reputation of drug addicts.
Let’s be real here. Elon Musk would find plenty of reasons to come at any puppet show.
(Because they are attended by children. The insinuation is that he is a pedophile, you see).
Elon loves children. Just ask Ghislaine.
They trained together
I wish he’d die by the sword already. Or any other instrument, really.
My vote is for enlarged-infected-hemorrhoid disease.
I want the HGH he’s taking to finally pop the organs in his chest.
botched penis surgery
rumor has it he’s already given himself erectile dysfunction with one already
Unsurprising. Whenever a guy spends this much of his energy screwing with people I start to wonder if he’s got dick problems.
Rusty trombone
you can die from those?
You can die from anything if you try hard enough
Or if you fuck up enough.
Rectally.
Wait, isn’t this the guy that showed up to work with a black eye and blamed his 5 yo son? https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/us/politics/elon-musk-black-eye.html
What a dork
hence the name dork maga.
That sounds like a credible threat of violence on Musks’s part. Deport
In early 1996, their startup, an early online city guide and mapping tool, got a $3 million infusion from venture capitalists. The investors soon found themselves surprised, according to Kimbal Musk’s account captured in a video of the 2013 event posted on the Milken Institute’s YouTube page.
“When they did fund us,” Kimbal Musk recalled, “they realized that we were illegal immigrants.”
“Well…” Elon Musk interjected.
“Yes, we were,” Kimbal Musk pushed back.
https://www.cnn.com/2024/09/29/us/elon-musk-immigration-gray-area-cec/index.html
Damn right
I’m sick and tired of all these foreigners coming to my country, taking my tax dollars and using them on their vanity projects like flying cars and on top of it they threaten me with violence. ICE, arrest that man.
Has there ever existed a more pathetic person?
Helen Keller once said, “the most pathetic person in the world is someone who has sight, but no vision,” so by her expert opinion I’d say no, Elon is the most pathetic person ever.
His vision best represented by the Cybertruck.
Awkward, dangerous, parts fly off of it and maim innocent by-standers, no one wants one, can’t haul anything heavy without breaking, not easy to escape from, might burn you to death.
The scariest part for me is that it’s literally a giant kitchen knife on wheels. God help whatever it hits, deer or human.
I mean, it really seems like there are a total of two people in contention at this point.
