- Hey, I heard you married a twin?
- That’s right.
- How do you tell them apart?
- Her brother has a mustache.
Anecdotally I know a guy that was, errr, sensitive, about his size. When his son was born, he was horrified to learn his son was too small to be circumsized (btw, good fuck genital mutilation).
The kid’s mother commented that he is fooling no one about why that shocked him.
Sometimes the sister’s dick can be better too…
what <checks username> oh
I didn’t know you were from Alabama. This is some real hillbilly shit right here. Roll tide!
I’ve seen some twin dicks in porn and they look identical, along with everything else.
Hey, welcome back Violet.
Sometimes girls have dicks too. :3
Yeah. And that sister’s dick, is smaller than her brother’s. Are you paying attention? (/j)
I do know AMAB twins where one transitioned and the other didn’t. I didn’t ask them who had the bigger dick though because I thought it’d be rude.
Usually HRT does lead to penile atrophy so it’s quite likely the transistor’s dick is smaller
Dang, that one looks like a third leg.
Well? Do they?
No. Dad’s is bigger. 😶🌫️
And who uses theirs the best?
Do they each know that you’re dating the other one?
Yeah, it’s a Vee. Plus, we all live in the same house.
Wait, what’s the difference between a triad and a triangle?
Number of simultaneous participants.
All the attention for you
I’m curious who was the third to the party and who invited them!
Background: https://lemmy.world/comment/26427612
Part of the reason this unusual dynamic works for them: https://lemmy.world/comment/26443417
Well, that sounds doubly exciting. Not only that the son was so happy to indulge your fantasies but also isn’t there a bit of a thrill about your financial arrangements?
Hey, welcome back, violet! Hope you’re feeling better!
Did you finish the research on twin dick sizes or is that coming up next?
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