Here’s a good place to start:

gpg --gen-key

Then follow the prompts.

…he should do anti-gravity next.

There’s a python library for that.

This is patently false. Secure boot and hibernation are not mutually exclusive.

True story:

alias ipa='ip a'

It’s the shaggin’ wagon.

Zee shell ist die beste.

It has space for a standard PSU inside, but I’m pretty happy with this one:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0785GRMPG

I’ve been running it for about 4 years now.

If you have a fat GPU, you might have trouble with additional PCIe cards. You’ll definitely need more cooling as it only comes with one tiny fan.

Just Quit Uploading Everything Ridiculous, Y’all

It’s not DNS.
There’s no way it’s DNS.
It was DNS.

-SSBroski

I think they’re more concerned about the continued existence of telegraph infrastructure.

my wife sometimes deletes an entire series

Sounds like you need to take away her delete privileges.

Ya gotta laugh.

I think you’re conflating shells and terminals.

Is this a Demolition Man joke?

Did you set the UPLOAD_LOCATION variable in your .env file?

Same.

Should have put them on a tray. Arby-traytion.

This is why we need to stop cutting STEAM programs in schools.

Fits on a graph better than “Donkeys” I suppose.

xz --version