Where do you get clover seed? I can’t find it locally.

I have not ONCE ever watered my lawn. I will let it turn brown, I don’t care.

That will look fine out west. Over here in the midwest it would look like Jurassic Park after a year. I’d rather mow a lawn then pick weeds ad infinitum.

I mean, how many people do you know that actually do this? I’ve seen ONE in my lifetime.

Your friend should just buy a vibrator. Or 50 at the price of this knife.

Your friend is a pervert. I like them.

I will never know

50% less Newtons of force applied downwards as you cut through your food

Yeah, I agree or whatever. Not the same guy though.

https://seattleultrasonics.com/products/c-200-ultrasonic-8-chefs-knife

It vibrates at an ultrasonic resonance so you can cut a whopping 50% lighter.

I bought one to keep in my Tesla Truck full of Ouya consoles.

No, different Todd. He’s from Grand Rapids.

Thanks for reminding me to block lemmy.ml

This is correct. The Earth and everything that it begets belongs to Todd. Todd is all that is. Todd is all that was. Todd is all that will ever be. Hail Todd.

I’d eat the fuck out of deep fried sushi though

One is a greedy, selfish, corporate fatcat stereotype.The other is an obnoxious blue hair, hammer and sickle neck tattoo, “punk wannabe” stereotype.

I’m not sure whose side I want to be on here. Seems like both are insufferable.

They should take money out of people’s taxes and form some sort of system that educates children so that parents don’t have to.

Challenge: Your kid is weird.

Reward: I can teach my kid that LGBT people are subhuman scum without underpaid teachers trying to teach them that other people deserve basic human rights and dignities all while being vulnerable to the Mumps and Rubella.

Just don’t talk to people who are socially and cognitively beneath you.

tips fedora

Will you put this screenshot of a 28 business names and their corresponding websites into an Excel file for me?