Except Facebook right?

We are monsters

Agent orange the forests and ban sucking blood

Flying to Panama next month just to visit a friend I haven’t seen in 20 years.

I’m actually surprised that Japanese people would steal food and start eating it without permission. I’d still be standing at the doorway waiting to be seated

How do you know thoughts and prayers don’t work if you don’t try?

Sometimes you reach in and get a tootsie roll instead

Oh dang. Tbh I never noticed any fumes unlike professional cleaning products that compel me to wear a respirator. I’ll edit it.

I mix bleach with baking soda into a paste for the hard to clean bits. That way you can apply it more thoroughly and just wipe it off with soapy hot water.

Not to doxx myself but I live near one of the lowest rated chipotle in America. People still eat there everyday

It’s pretty good I just wish it had more ads

Ughhh, wake me on the 31st

Meat!? In this economy?

In my part of the country we give out fried eggs

The US actually passed a bill after the Japanese success to do their own. Grift and incompetence let them down a bad strategy that relied on gas turbines and using existing track.

There were shuriken in the croissants as well

You see there was a lot of acid in the 90s and tattoos were cheap…

Out here we keep our skeletons up all year round, just give them bunny ears for easter

Here’s one in Detroit

My whale oil investments are looking pretty good now