That’s some next level owning the libs.

Yeah… This word was already taken…

They should…

Wait, what?

Your dad is prochoice because your sister is now sexually active. I understand that.

But is your mom mad because she wanted an abortion and your dad refused? Meaning either you, your sister or both were unwanted pregnancies?

Wait, I thought he already released a special full of trans jokes… Is this another one?

Jessica - The Allman Brothers

I thought suicides automatically disqualified life insurance claims?

Loved this game. The turtle tank was so good.

Make baby batter:

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