And a lightening bolt to the dick of your imaginary garden gnome.

This rain noises sleep track isn’t working. It just makes me want to pee a lot.

Online ad: access to interdimensional tardis-like pantry and the skills of Rokusaburo Michiba and Gordon Ramsey. Also, cute.

Epileptic anaconda 😝

Imp. You have an appointment with my ‘hat’ rack

Got it 🖤

Other persons might need breakfast more 🖤

My brother totally did that with a Santa head shaped soap. No, not white choc. 🫧

Latkes & poached eggs please

🦙🦙🦆 you are now responsible for my probable 3am brain worm

Jane grey

Dude. No words 🦙🍹

WTF! Shut up indeed 🦙🦙🦙x 1000

Yes…

Oh kitten 😿 let it out and be free

For whomever it was that liked the llama

Are you baptised/christened? Apparently it matters for flying ointment

Grab one of these if you can. Knowing the “in jokes” might help

About once a decade I find a perfume I like, and doesn’t turn into catpee once on my skin. Then they discontinue it

Maybe he’s a child at heart? Force, disclose your water dipping status! We want to journey skyward.