Might be, but she gives it to everyone else

To be fair, almost anything not strictly necessary for survival is technically a ritual. Birthday party? Ritual. Saying “bless you” after someone sneezes? Ritual. Giving your sheep ankle bones to the winner? Ritual. Shaking hands? Believe it or not, ritual.

Cats are in danger too, but don’t worry, if you stay away from Springfield you should be fine

Jackasses playing with ignorant people’s money*

You know she’s gonna turn around and say cellphone radiation gives you cancer

Another proof that children do have ingrained morals

If you were only going 6 km/h you were doing it wrong

Laughs in Italian, where 50 euros would buy you 7 delivery pizzas. I feel really sorry for you people

Oh no, you see, it means pooing in a drink

I get why people are downvoting but I agree with your point. You don’t need to be part of a community or fall in a specific identity term to be valid. Just be you. You are valid as you are, no matter if your identity has been given a name or not. All identity terms are made up anyways, it’s just our dumb brain’s way of simplifying and denaturating complex stuff in a way it can understand

Is there a joke about the IVF bill here?

Except “luna” is latin for “Moon”, which means that in many neolatin languages the problem is still there. Probably Selene would be good for every language, She’s the whatever goddess of the whateverness of our Moon or whatever

That’s some Money Heist shit

A photo of the water heater. The landlord could have been clearer though