It’s a cartoon

There, explained.

Why didn’t my comment show each bullet point on a different line like I had typed it

Oh, that filthy cunt can think she can try…

Oh no the dog!!😲

Nobody is forcing anyone

I jusg imagined someone sitting to pee off a cliff, thanks.

I sit to pee because my dick is pierced so now I have two pee holes. If i have nothing in, I can plug the hole and stand. Besides that, sometimes I’m not in the mood to stand, sometimes I’m not in the mood to undo my pants and take them down.

-I spend 15 minutes every morning shitting and pissing and then shitting some more, so I stay seated for the entire feature presentation. -I’m groggy every fucjin morning -it’s a little dirty and hairy, I try to clean once a week but my back hurts so sometimes I’m just like fuuuuuuuuck that. Sometimes I find piss stains on the underside of the toilet seat and wonder how that got there while I clean it

• eating, sleeping, shitting and farting

So was I! I’m having a good time here, you having a good time?

Ahhh that makes sense. Thank you for this explanation, I appreciate it very much.

Oh, okay i figured that much but wasnt sure

As someome who is fucking stupid, what ghe hell is a gut biome and why would 50% of the world population disappearing affect it at all? And why would people be power blasting their bathrooms with diarrhea

Why would you shove a toothpick under your toenail and kick the wall as hard as you can if you’re a goddamn pussy

Interesting, never knew.

Here’s another one some people have never realized. Literally is not the same word as literately

Yeah, I wish they’d staff more tills too.

Because the store is packed, they only have 2 cashiers on shift and I want to go home.

Man, I’ve never understood this nobody meme and it seems nobody is even able to explain it.

Yes, all of that. In that order.

I’m a 32 yo millenial and the first time i read “my crush” in a sentence was in a teen magazine when I was 12 yeard old, and from context, it definitely meant “person I have a crush on”

It’s nothing new

Of all ages

Thankful for not having a lot of money, meaning such a expense would be negligible?