One of them Carpenter nerd types.

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Cake day: June 7th, 2023

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  • It’s been a roller coaster.

    Monday “my” stray cat who greets me in the morning on my way to work had completely lost the use of his back legs, crawled over to me with the front two to accept the pets and defroster warmed canned food. He’d been able to walk the previous week, but something had clearly happened to cause his gait to become awkward. I’m guessing he either got hit by a vehicle or some people actively hurt him. It was raining on Monday, freezing to Tuesday. I got a new device in the mail to try out, and while it’s a bit ahead of others in the genre, it’s so bare bones I’m a bit disappointed.

    So Tuesday he wasn’t around. I don’t think he managed to dry off or get to somewhere warm because of the injury. I slept early.

    Wednesday he still wasn’t around, and I doubt he survived the freeze. Work kept me busy and I actually got to stream a bit of the new Lumines game.

    And so far today is going well so far. I got fancy cardboard delivered and went ahead and bought probably way more than I should have.

    Friday: my little stray lives. His back legs have patches of fur rubbed off from him dragging himself around for the week, but he’s still happily eating and managing to get around with a funky teetertotter motion on.














  • I’ll take a stab at it.

    There are no known owl species that naturally grow up to 16 pounds. The rest of the numbers are just as meaningless.

    If you wanted to check what it would take for a random owl species to migrate across the ocean from europe to north america, that’s something we can kind of check.

    After a bit of lookup, it seems that the burrowing owl needs about 50-75 calories a day at rest to live, flight multiplies those calories by a factor of roughly 9.2 times. (I’mma round up to 10 because fuck it.) So 500-750 a day of pure flight at a speed of somewhere between 2 and 33 mph. I’m going to settle at 20 because I like easy numbers and I feel like it’s not too crazy fast. So 20 miles per hour across 24 hours gets us a distance of 480 miles. Iceland and Scotland are 500 miles away. Assuming any of these assumptions are at all fair, it seems like an owl hellbent on crossing the ocean could manage to do it with laser guidance in less than two days without access to ground based food.