Porn too? Man, all you need is alcohol and mortgages and you got everything covered.

You must be some sort of brilliant businessman, getting them at both ends like that. Where do I invest an irrational amount of money to get in on the ground floor?

Spouse and kids left, or are they just out of town?

Your calves are defined and your bank account can barely hold a comma?

Thays one of them billion dollar ideas, warm blankets to help treat depression.

Higher body temperature is associated with depression, but severe depression will lower it to room temperature.

Sounds like a successful product launch, good enough to justify a second product in the line.

The rich flexing inspires desire. People don’t want a Lamborghini because it is the best car, they want a Lamborghini because they envy people who have one.

Valid point, but have you considered “Apple”?

Sure, it still won’t have genuine utility for everyday use, but it will have a rabid fandom who want to be cool to the point of justifying overpriced hardware with weak arguments that reduce to “because I just lile Apple.”

That is because of the brown sprinkles.

Because it is the misdirection for Agenda 21.

Left and right both work towards the same direction. One takes in one way while the other takes from another, like lumberjacks on a two-man saw taking down a redwood.

My favorite flavor is itching.

Isn’t she wearing an Apple watch?

They aren’t stranded because there is the emergency capsule to get them back.

Classic corporate doublespeak and half truths.

One that doesn’t know she has bladder control issues.

That portion of the country wouldn’t vote for any Democrat anyways.

Mir egal, aber plastic waste, artificial flavors, proprietary CO2 bottles, doesn’t save money; pick your poison.

Get a prenup.

Raised beds for planting food, which surely will be cheaper than buying food. Right?

Why can’t you design the landscape? Corner blobs flowing into side blobs and then a smokeless fire pit on a brick or paver patio in the middle or a corner, pergola over top of you want. Slap a tree in the middle of the fattest parts of the blobs, bushes around those, and then link between those with flowers, then you put ornamental grasses where blobs meet, and finally a bunch of small flowers that you will have to buy every fucking year just so your bitch of an ex-wife and her retail manager boyfriend can enjoy the backyard that you put in blood, sweat, and tears to afford.

Could always get a chicken coop. Chickens are fun, they poop food and fertilizer that is great for nitrogen heavy greens and vegetables. I’d probably do chickens and a food garden. You wouldn’t really be able to do anything until next year, so you have time to save and do research. Start small though, having a half acre of crops can be a bit much to go all in on your first year.

How about a butterfly garden? That is low maintenance and the cost is fairly reasonable if you can’t find a local org that helps supply the seeds.

Instructions unclear, now have yeast infection.

If you read the instructions, that is for body hair and not your lady junk and starfish. You are also suppose to test the hair melting cream out on a small spot to make sure you don’t have an abnormal reaction. There is a nair for sensitive areas. You will have to wait it out.

The burning will stop, but things may get pretty gnarly looking and you will want to apply a moisturizing lotion to help with dry skin or scabs. You may want to seek medical care if it is like road rash bad or doesn’t calm the fuck down.