Independent Megachurch is like the biggest denomination in the usa right now though.

Pretty sure he opened his neck, but whatever.

run a victory lap before leaving again

just make sure you are suuuuper smug about it.

All my Indian homies say this joke isn’t racist.

Get in, loser. We’re pushing the ghouls out.

A real American secures the crosswalk by firing his AR15.

several drinks per night

that’s not much for a garden variety alcoholic.

Sorry bro. Free speech only applies to racism.

Land of the free. Home of the slave

What is a native linux pc anyway? They are all just pcs.

Karen Bass is om her way out

Unfortunately no! I will learn if it passes into my hands - I already play other instruments.

We have an accordion played by my great grandfather.