Being a teenager I tried it, but it burned.

Everything is better with lasers. Prove me wrong…

Me neither! It reaches from my nostrils down past my lips.

Denver has plenty of homeless too, but come on. It’s nowhere near California-levels.

The episode may have aged badly, but I disagree we’re supposed to be on his side. Absolutely everything he does is batshit insane…

The poor girl allegedly lost her job as a preschool teacher over it, too.

I genuinely don’t know what I’m supposed to do with that information. It was an outlandish thing to say and arguably funny. Plus, she knew she was being recorded and maybe even signed a release.

Am I supposed to be angry at the person interviewing people on the street? Other people for sharing it? Her former employer? Myself for laughing?

“no discernible reason”!? I would murder everyone in this room to bring Lil Sebastian back for 5 minutes.

It’s for smoked meats.

The amount of fucks I give about what reddit thinks is practically negative at this point. Bot-infected, corporate, ad-obscured, power-tripping-mod, anti-user, sell-your-content-to-AI toxic swamp Reddit.

You’ve said it a couple times so just FYI it’s “reckon”.

Gay people, please keep being who you are. While I was never naturally inclined to fear or hate the LGBTQ+ crowd, getting to know many of them as coworkers and friends helped me to truly understand them. And unlike people who would post hate speech on social media to politicize their own wedding I have never met LGBTQ+ people that cared I was white, male, or straight.

Uh… Fuck it, SUBSCRIBE.

“Small dick?”

Happy Birthday, Flying Squid Sr (in-law). 🎂

I really don’t understand lazy censoring. You can either not use the thin pen tool or just spend a few more seconds making sure it’s unreadable. What’s the point of doing it at all if people can still decipher what you’re obscuring?

Are we really beholden to the past like that? Things change, and hopefully improve. I know most people say over but my argument for under is that it can do everything over can… But, due to the extra friction, I can also tear it one-handed by ripping fast and the roll won’t continue spinning.

… Left or right?

Have you ever seen a do-it-yourself one without all the flaws and bubbles? If I gave a shit about looking cool in my vehicle I would save up to have it done right.

Where did you read that? It sounds very high.

Is it renewable? No?? Then you can fuck all the way off, fossil Exec’s from fossil fuel companies…