Minor nitpick, you have causality inverted. Esperanto is artificial and therefore regular.

I can’t fathom how anyone would make the decision to go over there for vacations.

Yeah, I’m always scared of saying it out loud because it’s not super clear where to draw the line.

While it’s nice for the employee to get some extra bucks, tipping only supports minimal pay for the job because “they’ll make up for it in tips”.

They don’t want freedom of speech; they want licentiousness of speech.

It’s definitely better to avoid medicine if possible. Like if you have a flu, just rest and drink hot beverages. Your body knows what is doing.

Also, you are in a forest. It is expected to see wild animals, it is unexpected to see humans. If you were in a seemingly empty office, would you rather see another person or a fucking bear?

True, though I can’t pinpoint exactly what it is.

I’ll answer the opposite way: in South America we have no crows, so it was by far the most fascinating animal I saw while in England.