It’s possibly my silliest video ever!

The goal is to feel nothing at all!

I’m not actually into sounding, I just like making funny content

It’s a masonry bit

I also went over it with some 1000 grit sandpaper to smooth out any potentially rough edges

Oh, I sit…

I use my phone for everything

It’s annoying sometimes when my place is a bit like a Faraday cage, but it works well enough for me

I don’t play games or anything. I don’t do much online at all

It’s pretty easy to live a life without a fancy internet connection if you want to

You don’t

They’re relying on people giving up, because the tsunami of shit is just too much

They need the American people to be like the elephant chained to a tiny stake from a young age

It has worked. You accept things that the rest of the world find bewildering and abhorrent, because you feel like there’s nothing you can do

You die from easily treatable medical problems so that people can make a profit

Your children get shot in schools, and nothing happens apart from parents buying bulletproof backpacks

People are actively supporting someone who will make their lives worse, because he encourages their hate and bigotry, so they love him for it

America is already broken

The civilised world despises you, but we also pity you.

Personally, I hate the fact that the millions of decent people get fucked by the whims of the stupid, the hateful and those who just want to make money without caring about the consequences

Nah,

Things like this

And this

Oh well, I can’t please everyone

Well, I quite enjoy fisting, and I’m really good at it…

Yeah, people just can’t handle the internet…

Banned across all accounts

I said “bad bot” to a nazi apologist, and apparently that’s “violence”

It’s a shame. I had quite a cult following for my “performance art”

I almost lost a fingertip a couple of years back when someone I worked with fucked up.

That’s the only one I’m slightly miffed about.

I have enough sensation, and the scarring has improved with time

My tattoos are old and wonky, but they’re a marker of my life. They are with me to remind me of where I am, and where I have been

I’ve removed all the piercings apart from the PA, and that’s not closing up without surgery. I’m actually really fond of it. I’ve had it for a couple of decades now, and I think it’s pretty impressive

Most importantly, my woman likes it!

Jesus, that’s even worse…

Hopefully Digg is as successful as I hope in its second iteration

It’s not just that sub

I was permabanned for “violence”

I said “bad bot” to a nazi who said Elmo did nothing wrong with his sig heils

Reddit is fucked, bowing to pressure from Musk

I felt my blood pressure rising as I read this

Perfect satire!

This is so damned true.

Like how people relaxed once Biden was voted in, thinking that America had learnt what a clusterfuck Trump was

Yanks never seem to learn

Oh, I’m definitely not expecting the US to do the right thing, or even the less awful thing

I fully expect laws to be broken, people to be persecuted, and the entire system thrown into such disarray that your backwards excuse for a country becomes a dictatorship akin to Russia

But there’s a small part of me that thinks that maybe it won’t

It’s a fucking small part.

I’m feeling a very dangerous thing:

Hope

I was pretty close to writing 'Murica off as a lost cause. You lot keep doing the most fucking horrible things

Please don’t break my heart yet again

I got permanently banned for violence

I said “bad bot” to someone saying Elmo didn’t do a nazi salute

I did the IP thing

It’s definitely device fingerprinting