acting like the unmanliest of men
Sir I don’t how to break it to you
You have a rare disease called be a person
acting like the unmanliest of men
Sir I don’t how to break it to you
You have a rare disease called be a person
According to my dad looking over my shoulder it’s name is Marsha
What did you see Jack Douglas what did you see!
I’ve had friends who are girls who like it and my gf who likes it but also thinks it’s weird describe it like this
To muscly older women fighting over you
And ya know when they explain it like that, I get it
“But they’ll make bigger boards and bigger nails until they destroy themselves”
I love Al too but why are so many companies trying to put him in every product. I isn’t think one man can pump out that much art and text
I don’t swing that way but it’s truly unfortunate 😔
I think their point is an asexual wouldn’t have any pleasure from sex but they’d know you’d like it so that’s why they’re doing it. Like how people watch a tv show they with their GF even tho they’d rather not, it makes her happy
Idk that’s my takeaway from their comment at least
My good sir/madam I wish you a good day and may your interactions be better than mine
I am too dumb to people
Just one of those days
Well I love my dog but not like that
Nasty
Unless i forgot how words work (I am very good at forgetting) I meant litteraly anything is better than doing it with a dog
Tbf that right thing is a VERY low bar
Stepping on a Lego brick is more enjoyable
I think some vr headsets have them so it’s not like you need a huge package either cus it’s 95% screen
This sounds like something right out of a sci-fi dystopia
Sell your brain to a rich as a drug. Sometimes reality is more absurd than fiction
Also I’m pretty sure Mr. Burns would do this so ig it all checks out
Edit: if this is satire in my defense I have had very little coffee all day
“Good morning world, I’m awake and your problem now” are some good words to live by
But guys and gals and all my other pals, your life is worth it and you make someone else’s life in better even if you don’t know it so if your in a dark spot, at least in the US the call the hotline at 988
I’m just trying to visualize this, it’d be similar when you break something in half and a tiny piece goes flying
Yes Ik very different concepts but I’m just trying to make visual brain happy here
Oh no no that was also my poor attempt of a funny way of saying I feel like that’s what anyone would do
We know our jokes are good when we have to explain ourselves like this