Receipts from the past ten years which he kept “just in case he needed to return something”

I tend not to when cooking for myself )unless it’s been in the fridge for a while and the skin is a bit unappealing, no pun intended), but some people prefer carrots peeled for aesthetic reasons.

Yeah, I love it. Or maybe I’m just a dumbass bastard.

Text > call >>>>>>>>>>>>>> voice message