Vegaprime

Lost 30lbs so far myself. I do gorge at night, though. Might not be good for bird eaters.

My hottest teacher was just for homeroom. Full package. Leather skirt, leopard print satin top, high heels…

Being an introvert homebody and having to hint to coworkers that you’d like that dune bucket if they go see movie.

Thought it was because his office behavior was sus.

Did me until 2nd grade. That teacher gave me left handed scissors with a laugh.

I have a steamer combo. Can you steam soup?

Fake nudes incoming. Everyone has a baby leg now.

Anyone remember the anarchist cook book?

Nearly everyone has a shadow account if you know someone that uses it.

Can you be that high? People do on other stuff on the regular. Didn’t they find Iron Man in some kids’ beds sleeping??

You guys need an airfryer in your life.

Also, it’s like 8% interest now?

They completely destroyed someone’s house with a tank ram when a shoplifter ran inside to hide unarmed.

I remember being mad at him for the 48% comment. Good times.

Can turn that beep off now. They patched it because of the memes.

Do you realize how bad babies stink and you have to do a smell test hourly.

What about supply side jesus?

I smoked my bully in front of everyone. He stewed for a few years, then told all the black kids I called them the n word behind their backs. That was the end of any sports for me. They hated me. Some 10 years later I left a party to got get a keg. When I got back luckily someone warned me before I got out of my car that he had arrived and stirred up the same shit. Yep, should’ve stopped at the one punch. Good lpt.

That clip of the wall street tycoons drinking champagne and laughing at the protesters.

I’ve seen this movie. Stars dan Aykroyd and John candy.