Behind closed doors?? Like this has not been obvious to everyone for a long time now.

I’m usually not fond of the death penalty, but these are the kind of people it should be reserved for.

Unfathomably based

Surely this one won’t end up the same as all the others before.

Hopefully the next step is to just…not have parking spaces that big. Make sure there’s just no way to park the thing anywhere in the city, that could actually make a difference.

But also fuck those pickup truck monstrosities.

Patents

Oh well, there’s plenty of space for all of ya here on the high seas, welcome aboard, mateys!