Aww does the wittle baby not want to die of mawaria?

Here I am watching scrambled Sex and the City, wondering when it will get to the good part.

Lol yes real peanuts. I wouldn’t wish the orange foam on my worst enemies.

Eat it with a handful of peanuts. Goes from awful to awesome.

Yep, the reason so many trumpers were shocked that Biden won.

I’m on your side. Great B movie.

What didn’t you like? I remember having a few issues here and there but otherwise being entertained.

Let the original actors voice the puppets, but rewrite the dialogue to match them.

But if you succeed at step one, what’s the point of step two?

So you’d rather sit on wet toilet paper than a wet seat?

What a fucking boss.

Is this the result of the “being far is healthy” post from yesterday?

Jerking off on it.

Just don’t ask him who he thinks is behind the conspiracy😬

It sounds like a harmless prank on the astronauts that everyone pretended to take really seriously.

At least I hope the astronauts didn’t know beforehand, and I hope they got a kick out of it.

I looked into the verse and aftermath until I got bored.

Did the sneaky cannibal mom ever get punished? I read enough to know the uneaten son remained uneaten.

And did no one get mad that they boiled the first lady’s son? Like, there’s got to be better ways to cook a child. Boiling meat rarely leads to a tasty dish. Unless they made a stew I guess

The people that know were able to make mr incredible black and white.

Over the counter sudafed is useless. Boom, saved you all a click.

I’d say it’s alright for 4 bucks or less.

Damn, wonder how many long cons he’s got going on in parallel.