JackTea

Pfft. Nevermind. That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve heard all day, and I talk to myself. So a pretty low bar already.

I uparrowed but didn’t like doing it.

Well, I don’t believe you! Quick, tell me where I should invest my entire life savings. Since I know you’re lying, I’m sure to get rich off this.

wth are you talking about?

Dude, I am on it. I am so clued in you don’t even know.

So let me ask you again: what was the question?

In my school, this is an invitation

You summed up human existence. How we survived, and also got to where we are, is a miracle. Not human ingenuity. The fragile genius in an ocean of stupid.

Wardrobe, weather, and what was the other one?

This is what fascism looks like. That Muslim Nazi will also take away Count Chocula too.
realizes they haven’t seen that cereal on shelves in years
How’d I do? Had to get the bigot angle in there somehow and not sure it works

Just the idea that Mealteam6 would be boots on the ground with jet lag, in a desert climate, and zero backup is just delicious

I never expected THAT ending of Heated Rivalry: they join a book club at a local coffee shop but mostly talk about how good the fishing is going to be this fall.

Yes. This. Bc MY grandma said I was the smartest and handsomest boy. I have proof bc she said it.

This meme is incredibly insensitive and cruel

I’d have picked Nebraska. I like parts of Ohio.

This is enraging. I’ve called several times and my concerns are just not getting through!

It has to be blue. Do you understand how house mowing works? I guess not. Blue, OK. NOT green. Who are you, who is running this thing?

Hello? What kinda operation are you running what doesn’t answer me when I ask you a question. Hello?

/It could be orange. But for sure it’s maybe…what color did I say?

That’s not going to work for me. I can’t read. Can they do a dub?

Why is this getting down voted?

You know what? I’m with this guy. Think of just the gnarliest hentai that is very specifically banned in China AND Japan. The kind of art that is Eldritch in it’s total, psychotic perversion. Imagine, if you can, a mind MORE evil than Epstein.

That is what I think of cancer. And I’m being kind.

I… Uh… I’m gonna cry in a corner

I did. And I don’t even know why. So I can read but can’t post on here.

pleasedontbemondaypleasedontbemondaypleasedontbemonday

Dammit!

This is for Americans. Let that sink in. WE need these warnings…and a lot ( and I mean A LOT) won’t see these warnings.