My husband was a champ. He worked full-time and also stayed up at night manually pumping my breast milk while I was sleeping, and he’d wake up with th baby & fed the baby & changed diapers & he cooked meals too! The only thing he didn’t do is clean and that’s okay cuz I loved cleaning.

But it’s not an image. It’s a video. I didn’t post the video because I don’t know how to do that. I just took a screenshot.

Arizona is paradise pleasant outdoor temperature 6 months of the year. Blazing hot hell the other 6 months and that’s when everybody’s in cars anyway. Nobody’s out walking around in the middle of summertime in arizona.

I suppose it’s all in tone of voice and how much of a Karen haircut.

“How PEDESTRIAN 🙄”

Feel the STRAIN as you have to wait longer to cross the street

I would like it to replace clunky GoPro camera to capture outdoor sports adventures.

And there’s an app called “nearby glasses” that’ll notify us when/where anyone nearby has these meta glasses active.

Damn. Glad you got it back. Good on ya loading it up with alarms & security now, and eff those kids for their repeated attempts.

How did you get it back after they stole it?

So, over the course of a year I get 30 minutes that aren’t ads?

Yesterday at work (where plenty of our employees are definitely not paid enough to live) I noticed a worker designated to go around checking & replacing & updating all the fire extinguishers 😬

And picture this: she had a whole camera/lighting/set/production crew to capture this moment to broadcast absolute gibberish to the world. WTF is even happening?

Don’t worry, shrinkflation can somewhat absolve your gluttony because today’s “family size” oreos are the same size as normal packages used to be.

So basically she was speaking gibberish that is best ignored, just like we can ignore everything her husband says.

But that woman in the photo looks like she loves her job & loves the tech industry, she will show up gladly every day and do whatever it is she does to earn that 30 million per year. In fact she would probably show up gladly every day and do her work regardless of how much they pay her, which makes me wonder why they’re even paying her at all, we don’t get paid to do things we’re good at & enjoy!

(Wow your time stamps work. The last few years every time stamp I’ve written exactly like that, correctly, simply hasn’t been working. Just links to the beginning of the video. I really need to figure out what’s going wrong.)

pain. Yes, work is pain.

I’ve never personally seen him IRL.

Damn, we’ve got his name, his crime, and current location, and reporting him to the law will do nothing??

I see the problem here. Eggplants need water to survive. He’s clearly having a total breakdown due to his poor nutritional choices. Drink water.