And why would I be shocked at someone reading erotic fiction?

Personal project: page load takes under 10kB and any button or link loads in millisecond.

Work project: Fuck it 26MB page load. It’s not like the pages load in under 5s before anyway.

So does what ever is causing the crab to be in mortal peril

We can’t rely on that from those in power.

Yeah but like… Would the crab go nicely with some lemon juice?

Why would someone care about you if you are unable to provide anything of value to them, the only other option you have is to be a threat to them. That doesn’t have to mean violence, if you have a fair and working democracy.

They didn’t know I was in my teens, they just cared that I wasn’t the bill payer.

It wasn’t a billing issue. It was being paid for but they broke it after digging up the road.

I mean I tried calling the ISP in my teens. They wouldn’t talk to me and left us without internet for months. They would only talk to the bill payer, who was in Afghanistan at the time.

Yeah, Valve are certainly one of the best options for buying games other than sometimes GoG or directly from the developer. But this level of simping for Valve is odd.

You won’t.

Could try and live the change you want to see. More people doing that may eventually achieve something.

Kinda depressing what numbers are considered impressive these days.

UK minimum wage is currently £12.21, one of the highest in the world. biggest

We haven’t got much going for us right now but that is something to be proud of.

I do wish him death.

Iron and carbon occur naturally

Remove the breaker and replace it with a coat hanger

Just replace it with a coat hanger, now your circuit will never break.

I would downsize my RAM before giving up my cat. My cat warms my lap directly which is more efficient than warming the room with the PC.

Looks down Yeah about right.

If you have a PC already the cost to upgrade to a £900 PC is going to be less than £900 if you are able to reuse some existing parts. Case and fans are probably going to be easy to reuse, PSU quite likely too.