Yeah after writing it I sort of realised I was pointing out the joke, but we’re here now.

Oh wow! How long had you been married to her?

Not many situations where you can use the phrase “I’ve often been born”.

I think I’ve met like four people in my life who wouldn’t get this joke.

What part of “one must imagine Sisyphus happy” isn’t clear? You’ve got to do it!

They forgot to blank out her name though.

I remember smoking outside a pub near Chinatown with a mate something like ten years ago when two Chinese people went by speaking Chinese, and he said “they should be speaking English; this is Britain,” so I asked why, and he couldn’t explain why. Just on a vague principle.

It’s astonishingly obvious once it’s pointed out:

There’s no B#/Cb and no E#/Fb, so the groups of two black notes are between C and E, and the groups of three are between F and B.

font I liked in a book on calligraphy

They’re called hands, because you do them with your hand. A font is a given instance of a typeface, which is a design of a script. Now you can be pedantic too!

Never thought I’d read that word on this website!

I don’t think this answer is really in the spirit of “no stupid questions”.

That’s almost how I migrated, except I had to give a month’s notice at work and I’d already found an address to register at.

This is so stupid but I only sent that Wikipedia entry to my girlfriend yesterday.

You’re very lucky to have such friends.

Well I take solace in the fact that I first assumed it was someone else’s doing.

I went to see King Gizzard recently, earplugs in pocket, and I suppose I never found a moment to stick them in, but I was stood near the front the whole time and I came away with absolutely none of the usual hearing damage. I don’t know how they did it, but what a great bunch of lads.

I bought a vintage racer in 2018 with the intention of fixing it up, repainting it, etc, as it had clearly rusty parts and exposed steel, and I ended up not bothering for one reason or another, but it was every bit as zippy and manoeuvrable when I had an accident on it last year that meant I had to chuck it in the tip. I shouldn’t brag or whatever but I remember this little speed counter thing saying I was breaking the limit a few minutes before the crash.

I remember once looking over my sister’s shoulder while she was on MSN messenger and a mutual friend chose that moment to confess (via MSN messenger) that he fucked pillows for practice.

but it can do editing too

Oh?

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