Plastic bottlenose dolphins.

Man, how much of a pain must it be to shave around those giant moles every day?

Grandma, I’m just eternally grateful every time you let me finger blast your ostomy port! 😍

“No parking required”, with 2 cars parked in front of the building. 😂

Slay the Spire

“Game will start after ad: 1 of 5” 😂🤣😭

That was the first thing I thought when I read the news that they unlocked the map editor.

Oh, probably this song or one like it:

Yes, it was a real song, published in London in 1900.

Good ol’ cockass.

I fix 4 u

There’s literally soup on the fork where the slots aren’t, it’s just inefficient.

Plot twist, he killed them all and was just coming back to make sure he finished the job.