interesting how no one seems to realize he is talking about a grip not related to her hands

Kidney definitely toward the back. Thus … the term “kidney punch”

Yep. A problem with most social media. Never think for yourself. Accept all the nonsense you are fed. Which results in being miserable and never just enjoying a joke.

Too many out there virtue signaling that just can’t take a joke

Lip Reader

Funny I’ve never seen that before

I’m always happy to provide one when asked

I must have a filthy mind because how can so many think the picture is really about her eating french fries

Yep. A lap salad

I actually miss the fluffy bushes. Yes it made eating out more of a challenge but I don’t find shaved or the small landing strips very attractive.

depending on the patient they are now willing to examine you on your kitchen table

best results when you give them a facial. Sperm invigorates skin

Have you ever introduced a virgin boy to the joys?

Then drive in the UK and you will be properly aligned

And then your final death in a washing machine

I think it was Socrates that first said, “if you have any interest in a second round be sure to aerate after the first”

To have full control of your car and still bring others to pleasure with your right hand is a god given special skill

LOL. And I thought I was mentally deranged

In Dutch the word for screen is scherm. Bet this is just a poor translation by someone who didn’t speak English. Or it could just be a Dutch guy making a joke

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