Drunk mode for phone. It holds all purchases in a limbo state and pops up with a list to approve or deny at noon the next day.

It also redirects any communication with your ex to an AI bot for the evening.

Experts often qualify their answers and a certain segment of the population sees this as weak. It makes sense if you consider the strength of your faith being an asset you would view any nuance as weakness.

I’ve got an outback with the premium sound and whomever tuned that system must have massive low frequency hearing loss.

Like, thanks for the subwoofer, why did you let a 19 year old from 1998 tune it?

Everything else except the PCB draining the battery 4 times completely in a year before I knew what was happening and replaced it and the thin ass fake leather seats literally peeling from the heated seats and the worse than advertised gas mileage is great!

One could argue the blade trilogy predicted the fate of the marvel franchise as a whole. We are currently in blade 3.

They have a new device that you wear on your neck that electronically stimulates you to prevent apnea. Might be worth looking into. I’m not an expert though.

Have you been checked for sleep apnea?

It’s me but I am putting socks on and I believe it’s only been five minutes by how it feels.

Damn dawg

Nothing wrong with it man, ask away. They put a lot of effort into making it hard to give you the amount of breadsticks a human would require because they want to sell you to go breadsticks. So standard was table plus one first basket, number of people at the table for subsequent baskets. I wanted you to have the bread, I also wanted tips from my other tables. People underestimate how long it takes to grab something and how long that can feel for another table who hasn’t been greeted (that’s a good 2 minutes). It’s not your fault, but it’s stressful.

Edit: I want to add a little perspective. When I left Olive Garden I worked at a restaurant where the only thing unlimited was water and handled up to 16 tables. My section at Olive Garden was 3 during peak hours, up to about 6 off hours.

No fair you cheated. She clicked an update for windows 11 and she loves Cortana!

I called her and convinced her to switch to DOS. Now you can play Chuck Yeager’s air combat. You’re welcome.

I wish every time someone talked shit about operating systems they woke up having switched OS with their grandmother.

It’s national buy your friend a Ballpark Frank with French’s mustard and a Pepsi day.

Amazingly it’s also give your cousin a ride to look for a job while you drive Uber day.

I’m gonna say this because it’s obvious…A project should really be finished before you release it. Like, I imagined a pretty fucking dope game the other day but you don’t see me charging $70 for it do you?

I will though if you want to send me the money I’ll tell you about the game and then sell you the real game in a few years maybe.

McDonald’s is franchised. We have a dope ass one down the road from me where honestly I can’t remember the last time I waited longer than 5 minutes. Without line maybe 2.

There’s one across town that’s garbage for wait times. They are owned by different people.

Frankly, if I knew I had to wait ten minutes for a chicken sandwich I’d just find a local bar & grill and have a cold one with it.

I wanted to like the Tacoma but I owned a Corolla and it’s the same size inside. Not like in a “this is a truck” way either I mean the cabin is like a compact car. Seating position is just awful. I’m tall but this isn’t a tall thing even.

Thing about the Corolla is it had 41” legroom in front at least. More backseat room too.

For-profit medical care.

Damn dawg my parents send me a lot of pictures of bbq when they’re down there and it’s always about 6 slices of white bread sitting on top of everything as if someone had pulled half a loaf out and said “fuck it, it’s $.30 worth of bread”. What you do with it is your business but I’m not gonna pretend I believe you are the norm.

Also, I think it’s hilarious that part of the food culture there is someone clearly spitefully giving you an amount of bread they believe you won’t complain about. I guarantee people still ask for more bread, don’t they? I worked at Olive Garden, they do.

Sorry you’re the vehicle for my main beef with Texas, at least it’s a small one. In the Midwest we put ranch on everything and don’t have a reason to be alive so pobody’s nerfect.

“Ooooh they give you white bread with it!” -Texans, probably

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