I like to imagine he got snapped while on a flight on his private jet…

Stupid Jimmy Pesto.

lol. If the right could read/ wanted to the Bible would be one of the first books they would ban.

Combustion Inc. FTW!

There’s always money in the Banana Stand.

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Ee e e um um a weh Ee e e um um a weh In the bedroom room, the master bedroom John Bobbit sleeps tonight. In the kitchen, the quiet kitchen Lorena gets the knife. A-wiener-whack A-wiener-whack A-wiener-whack A-wiener-whack

Sorry, 3rd grade me could not help himself.

That’s a Katydid!

Throw her into Gen Pop and forget about her.

Now now now, let us not jump to any logical conclusions. It could turn out that while in handcuffs in the back of the police car he managed to put his own knee on his throat and choked himself to death.

The current plan is the same as the old plan, for Butch and Suni to ride Starliner back home for a safe landing in the desert. The 45 day limit was initially set due to lack of knowledge on how Starliner’s batteries would perform in space, due to their extended stay they have had ample time to test the batteries and they are currently testing and acting nominally thus allowing for the extended stay. Their stay has been extended for NASA and Boeing to do as much testing as possible on the trunk of Starliner, the part of Starliner that had all of the issues. The reason for the stay is that once Butch and Suni depart from the ISS in Starliner and head for home the trunk will separate from Starliner and burn up (hopefully) on reentry thus making any testing on the main culprit of all issues that Starliner had impossible. This is getting to a diatribe so I will end it here. If you have more questions just ask.

That is such a beautiful photo, mad fucking props.

48 days and counting, three days longer than Starliner’s initial 45 day limit set by NASA and 40 days longer than the initially planned mission return.

I would upvote this twice if I could.

Here’s a BBC article about it as well:

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-65632912

“Still hurts but not as bad as the first or second time… I wonder how long they’re going to be gone… I wonder if it would hurt more or less if I strapped it to a… different location…”

lol. Gross. But lol.

You have to imagine this would be covered under a state’s lemon law. These defaults, at this point, almost seem intentional.

He’s not your guy, friend.

This feels worse somehow. With the death penalty there is a finality to sentencing, these people are stuck on an ever speeding treadmill of despair chasing hope like it’s a carrot on a string. Even if they get out, due to the conditionality of their original sentence, they can be thrown right back in with the flick of a pen. Like Sisyphus to his boulder these people are bound to sadness perpetually stuck in a state of fear.