I know, I couldn’t get the prompt right to make it happen

Are any container logs reporting errors?

The perfect crime.

Welcome.

Its been underway for like, decades. 24/7/365

I had that once.

This is hilarious but also makes me sick

sudo kill -9 1

How does one move to New Zealand?

Asking for a friend.

The CEO of Linux is a fucking nerd, I hate nerds

How in the ever loving fuck are The Simpsons and Family Guy still on TV?

Jigsaw, is that you?

Glad you got out.

Bonjour

They’re gonna be mad that you insulted the führer

“No, see, it’s not a salute because his hand is tilted .026 degrees higher than that of Adolf Hitlers Nazi salute, so how can you even compare the two things, they’re completely different!!!”

When you try to back away slowly but they just move with you

Holy shit what is happening

Your mental gymnastics are Olympic class

America: Hold my beer