scientist: That’s weird…
I feel like we’ve seen this movie before…
scientist: That’s weird…
I feel like we’ve seen this movie before…
Maybe it can barely run a web browser because it’s working so hard spying on you?
The sea lion roars at this clear example of pernicious favouritism.
Truly the “Kings Cup” of animals.
A broken clock, twice a day…
As far as I can tell? No, but I just did a search of the onimbus for some keywords. The mental image feels very Adamsish though, doesn’t it? I may have unconsciously plagiarized it from somewhere. Props to you if you can find the source. Maybe it’s a Pratchettian quote? Or Giamanic?
When given a robot voice, all it learned how to do was scream endlessly.
Don’t catch you slippin’ now
Oh my god. I can’t get the song out of my head now! Sweet Jesus what have you done to me?!
Seagulls seagulls everywhere.
Leaving presents in my hair.
It gives my scalp a glossy feel.
Who needs shampoo when you can have…
REAL?
🫰🫰🫰🫰🫰
Weyland-Yutani dropping a bioweapon on an unknown extra-solar colony, c. 2496 AD
Are bacteria Republicans?
Also, your comment was gold. This is for you:
Here you go