“let me tell you sumthin bout diabeetus.”
“let me tell you sumthin bout diabeetus.”
Would it help to have mental illness? Cause if so, I’ll dust off some of these old Rammstein CDs and meet you guys over there after I get more proficient.
leans on podium “hey buddy, what are you doing after this?”
Waltz: “going to pick up my wife and go for a nice drive, you?”
RFK: “So I’m hearin ‘nothin’. How bout we find some dead animals and relocate them to other places, with oft-stolen items? If I can find a cat, I’m gonna put it by the library with a rolled up $20.”
Waltz: “Why does it have to be rolled up?”
RFK: “that’s… look man, that’s just how it already is right now, alright? That’s how the bank lady gave it to me, or whatever. Anyways, if we find a squirrel, I’m putting it at an elementary school with a gun, some drugs and a flamingo lawn ornament.”
Waltz: “and this is a hobby of yours?”
RFK: incoherent screaming
“how many roadkill raccoons have YOU fit into a roadkill deer? Huh, Mr Waltz?!?”
“anti-trump republican, what a joke”
“thanks salamon! I’m gonna name her 10W-30!”
“earl, I’m sick of this guy talking, throw the switches so he spends the last 10 mins speedbagging his nut sack”
Also true. We’re talking about 2 separate flooding events. One in the black sea region, and another in Montana. As well as several other major historical floods around the world, and yes, Christians use that to account for one world flood, but the much more likely answer is that this was fairly common as the ice age ended. And we can see that it has been fairly common. As the icedams broke that held back huge amounts of water, it tended to wipe out anything and everything in the area, and people would talk about it for generations.
Say that again, but think of a a fat old white dude jerking off to what he’s created, and you’ll figure out several ways it could hurt someone.
Cum on my baby, cum on my honey, cum on my rag time gaaaaall.
Coincidentally, my kid would not.
And gerrymandering.
See this is ridiculous to me, because I need the baby more than I need any of that shit. I get that accidents happen, and parent brain is weird, lack of sleep and all that. But it’s a lot easier to notice a car seat and baby not weighing down my arm, than it’s slightly more comfortable without my wallet.
“distracted driving is… Blah blah blah, yes I accept! Now get the fuck off my screen so I can choose between Rammstein and Tool.”
My mom wasn’t strong enough to beat me and I quickly got bigger than my step-dad, but the psychological and mental abuse was there. And now she questions why it don’t let her hang out with my son alone and will abruptly leave with him when I get even a whiff of it.
Edit: forgot my point, but yes, I too became a master liar.
And Ted Nugent’s backlog.
These people don’t follow the Bible. The Bible is so ass backwards that it contradicts itself. There’s only one mention in the Bible about abortion, and it’s a “how to”. The Bible mentions gays one time but mentions shellfish like 46 times. It’s disjointed af.
Yet they’ll watch porn with BBC in it but that’s “not gay”.
I’m just trying to make rent, bro. My sexuality is secondary to that. “Yeah but that’s the part we’re concerned about!” … But why?
None of your business what I do with them!