Chapo got banned, checked out chapo.chat, found the “under construction” page with what i think was “call me maybe” as a chiptune playing, and joined a little while after.
I love a good lentil. Did you know that brake fluid gives car paint a nice sheen? Make sure to give them a nice coat to make look really good.
Crushing up ceramic and flicking them at car windows makes me light up with joy, any other fun things to do?
The “her” in question:
They do, but their spies keep getting caught lmao
Same, but it’s a Goofy impression.
My wife saw a charcuterie board and under her breath said “charcussy”. I have been repeating that basically every day to her since.
Your website will rot on the vine.
Destroy keyless ignition, return to dangly keys.
And depending on what kind of update this is, it’s a 15 minute reprogram.
That note at the beginning lmao.
“NONONO, WE DON’T ACTUALLY MEAN THE THINGS WE PUBLISHED, THAT’S RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION”
And a hotdog is a type of sandwich.
They also invented the landmine, which you should go and frolick in a field of them.
Wallet, phone, keys. Everything else i just keep in my car or work van. Whenever i see someone add a gun to their list, i always find it funny. It’s such a silly thing to walk around with