He can go ramp and he can go stair, but can he go potty?

You’re going to be very hard pressed to find any new vehicle that doesn’t track you. I’m not entirely sure such a thing exists anymore.
Realistically you’re going to have to look for a vehicle from at least 10 years ago. That or remove the telemetry components from whatever vehicle you purchase next.

A semi is rated to tow tens of thousands of pounds, so this is absolutely nothing for one to do. And sometimes you need to transport multiple semi’s to a destination but don’t need multiple drivers to do it. This is probably the easiest/cheapest way to do it.