Is that a threat?

Ah yes, fungus mfb

Look on the bright side: it’s not as if this will continue forever. If our infrastructure is failing as deeply as it seems, society will reach a breaking point. The real question is where that point is and making sure you reach it. If it truly gets bad enough we’ll see the return of the guillotine, maybe even literally if we’re feeling spicy

I had an uncle that photosynthesized but he unfortunately passed in an accident while my other uncle, who could anaerobic respirate, was drunk driving.