This graphic is going counterclockwise and I didn’t enjoy that. On the other hand, neat.

They seemed to have no idea what to do? Where’s the off switch!?

Pretend to throw something!

They’d be cute if they didn’t weasel their way into storage sheds and shit and piss all over everything.

Once upon a time there was a bucket of nasty water. I noticed something swimming around in it. I was shocked to see what looked like huge maggots with long tails like a mouse’s, flip flopping around like mosquito larvae but so much worse. After some googling I learned it was probably hoverfly larvae and since then I never looked at these flies the same way.

It takes a few tries so it’s more like schlick schlick schloop sssccchhhlllorp

Cowabunga.

Over-processed food causes brain demons.

Jesus Christ.

No really, I see him!

I’d say because if we’re trying to find things unique to guys it’s relevant to point out when it isn’t unique.

This is fine. I probably taste good.

Dad might be a sith lord

I mean sure but I think there’s a few extra steps between “feeling” this way and fucking doing it.

Sex? Yes please. /austinpowersface

The absolute disgust that clickbait titles evoke in me is enough to turn me away. But it’s become so normalized that even the legit content does it. Now I can’t read. Thanks, world leaders.

Bees riding tiny motorbikes

Silly me thought it was calling the big guy in the middle a tank

Sunny side inside!

One time I was kicked from a server for using the tag killerbean because ‘bean’ was an offensive racial slur.