It’s an abridged version of the “in this essay I will…” trope
I get that. Where is the irony? I think to be ironic there needs to be some air of unexpectedness. I certainly think it’s amusing to say that you were buffing a nerf gun, but maybe not unexpected
But I think Alanis Morissette would be on board
Why is that ironic?
We do what we want, because we can
WILLST DU BIS DER TOD EUCH SCHEIDET
Pretty sure it’s matte in the US, too
Where can you really draw the line? Could you survive in space without any air or equipment? Even if you could, where did the equipment and air come from?
Photosynthetic organisms are for all practical purposes part of your lungs
Behold, a human being.
I mean yes, no one, human or turtle, can survive without the ecosystem of the earth, so you could really argue that the planet is the true organism and we are simply byproducts of its existence
What part of the second statement is wrong? A turtle cannot survive without its shell, just like you could not survive without your skull. It is an intrinsic part of what allows it to function as a living organism, therefore the line between “turtle” and “shell” is a bit blurred
What part of you makes you? Is it just your brain?
Anyway, I think what they’re getting at is that the shell is actually their spine, not like some extra thing that grows on top of their spine.
Hey everyone, this guy doesn’t know how to use the 3 seashells!
Ah, yes. The “reapers”
What’s this on your head?
A brain sucker!
What’s it doing?
Starving!
Not sure that’s meant to be a dew claw. The other ones are curved opposite the other claws, and the one on the hind leg isn’t
I like the cut of your jib
If you get tired of the bugs, you can fight the robutts
More like A Wrinkle in Time, the 1962 book