Someone once told me that the Mug root beer mascot looks like a right-wing boomer’s fursona, and now I can’t unsee it.

The kind of code an idiot would put on their luggage.

And the obligatory response to the “tomato-based fruit salad” response: “found the bard!”

Personally a fan of the Sonic Screwdriver, because I like my drinks like I like my ladies: sweet, bubbly, geeky as hell, and able to knock my ass out.

2 parts Sprite

2 parts orange juice

1 part vanilla vodka

1 part Blue Curaçao

Combine and serve in a highball glass on the rocks.

Not quite, with age comes experience. Learning from that experience is wisdom.

At this point, it’s just easier to assume that anytime you see four panels in a 2x2 box, it’s loss.