Isn’t this a shot from Indiana Jones?

Fox News male audience: OMG where is a dick i can suck? I didn’t want to be stuck!!!

And my bonds

First comic in a long ass time that i actually thought was funny.

Alien

We investigated ourselves and found nothing wrong.

Without a description… just a pic of a dish.

Get ready for the prefabricated script from HR. Have your questions about benefits, 401k, unemployment, etc ready. Concerning yolo, at the end light a cigar?

Phrasing!

Limited in every way possible. Sold!

For me, i couldn’t reply via notifications until I updated. That’s usually the case for me.

Seriously. We were made to be horny goats for procreation purposes by nature.

Dang. Even he got a new job. My “not selected for the position” emails are at 376 currently.

No problem. Pay me back the $500 i spent on one.

Yes. I totally forgot. Something about a son finding his lost father to believe.

6 months? It’s been 13 years. Lost Planet on PS3.

There are some shows and movies that get it just right. For movies, i like how Time Crimes took care of the subtitles. It’s an awesome movie about time travel.

We’re all being played. It’s just a chess game for them and for us to drink the Kool aid. Just like the fake rap beef these days. Skeletor out…

Nice shades my dude

Tesla is dumb for not making sure the software checks for temp data and if the vehicle is occupied. She is dumb for starting the update when it’s hot outside and not at night when the temps are cooler. I mean, can’t they remotely start the update or schedule it so nobody is in the car when it kicks off?