We have to wait for the government to finish shitting the bed, then the corpos can take over and sell whatever bullshit the CEOs think it’s rad.

That’s what the long nails are for.

In a row!?

Men of his caliber are, indeed, rare.

Damp Wizard

I’m guessing he went all in investing in a polio crutch company and is frothing at the idea of ROI.

My 401k has gotten up into the 5 digit range a couple times, but emergencies have required me to to drain it. Retirement is a dream I rarely harbor.

I’m working until the day I die. My mother fancies herself retired and rots away in a house she imagines she owns, but it has been property of the bank since before I was born in the 80s. A mortgage that was essentially renting with extra steps.

I’m just whining now, so I’ll stop.

Timeshares. Duh.

I can’t do that shit sober.

Hey, now…

I spotted snowman Peeps on the bottom shelf if the seasonal isle at Walgreens.

Nonononononono-

: breath:

NONONONONONONO

I’m having a terrible anxiety flashback from installing Ubuntu on a netbook back in 2010. It was like a 20 command process that required babysitting and a second computer. It felt like each thing I fixed broke two other things.

Things are better now, thankfully.

Can’t wait for the How To Treat Polio With What You Have In Your Kitchen Cabinet videos.

He got the three ghosts, he just slept through them.

Me too. I don’t even need 60hz. I get motion sickness if a screen goes over 30hz. I guess I’m officially old.

I believe they call it a 'shite saber '.

I’ve gotta quit hanging out with ducks.

Check out Chicago: where you can ask for directions and ‘a couple blocks’ could mean 500 feet or 3/4s of a mile, depending on what part of town you’re in .

I’ll still take a fairly straightforward grid over the spaghetti road map that many East Coast/European cities have.

Two minutes in: Wait, wait! It’s about to get good!