Too bad your clothes stay on the other side. I guess you can try to teleport out of county lockup too

Brake pads are supposed to smell like manstop.

'SPLODEY. I’m trageadorable!

Hell, I was looking at the spam filter on Messages and accidentally opened one. It was sent as an RCS message and I was worried I’d be flagged and spammed more because of the Read receipt.

Lint balls and Vaseline. You can start a campfire anywhere with that.