So?

Huh?

Son?

Hey now, some of them earned their own way.

No, you got it

The sex workers don’t talk to you like that?

You’re just digging yourself deeper, sport.

You misspelled “uncured.”

No wonder you have no clue how sandwiches work.

Only if you grind up the uncooked pastrami, form a patty, and and put it on a bun - but then it’s no longer a Reuben.

Too bad there was no way to close it at night.

This explains your bizarre and warped total misunderstanding of sandwiches. Fucking disgusting.

I bet you order Reubens with mustard.

Look, buddy, sandwiches are serious business. I’m not saying you gotta eat a chicken burger, and I’m definitely not saying that a hunk of grilled chicken breast on toast is a burger, but the fact of the matter is that a hamburger sandwich consists of a cooked ground meat patty on a bun, and you’re just gonna have to come to terms with that.

Yes, and a cooked ground meat patty on a bun is the minimum requirement for a burger.

Yes, because all burgers are sandwiches.

You can make a patty out of ground chicken.

Did you not have windowshades?

If a maple leaf is an entire tree, then absolutely.

They should get a vehicle instead, much cheaper than a Veichle.

Sales tax is regressive.