Spiv

Rule of thumb: don’t put anything Trump-related into your body

The only time Donald Trump tells the truth is when he says he’s going to do something terrible

“Quit calling us Nazis!”

Literally the only time he’s honest is when he’s talking about doing something terrible

“The leopards weren’t supposed to eat my face”

That’s me watching any sitcom

Debt trickles down, money trickles up

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