Book launch accomplished. People filled the theatre. Enjoyed a nice singalong (in latin) as part of the proceedings and some good convos with other K Greenwood fans. Also good bottled grog not cask and popcorn to munch on during the speech. Verry classy. Brunswick art scene take note please so as to lift your game.

That’s a plan! Onward & Upward!

Hrrmm. Keep applying for animile jobs. Then you can tell call centre to FO with zero guilt.

All good. Wearing it Saturday?

Sometimes fick bacon appears at Aldi on special. Colesworth also sometimes have ‘ham steaks’ which can be tweaked to function as bacon for muffin purposes. However YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED that the worst, the absolute WORST case of food poisoning I’ve ever had came from ham steaks that hadn’t been properly stored. I’m talking hospitalisation level of food poisoning. With a drip to counter dehydration. Do not recommend. So embarrassing.

Good butcher should be able to carve off some thicker bacon off the pig if needed. As per CEO below. Or buy a chunk of kaiserfleisch from a deli and chop it into slices yourself. This costs more but is very good.

EDIT: Psarakos supermarket in Thornbury (not the vegie section) will cut cured meats of amazing variety to your specifications. Price can be eyewatering, but worth it for exactly what you want.

Best of luck! Is dis an animile job?

No. Birds don’t have bank accounts, so the $$ is kinda theoretical if you did pick up on the offer.

Good to know. Was getting a bit worried.

Chef, R U O K?

Glittery snail trails?

His two daughters have kept their titles though.

So draw that.

Looking forward to it. Grief that this is the last, but I reckon Kerry herself would thoroughly endorse celebrating the occasion.

Will be there.

Maybe windy.com ? link I use that for radar - its sooo much better cos easily scrollable and you get a 1 hour replay. BOM is still good for forecasts etc. I reckon.

It’s OK, we’ll forgive you. No star though.

⭐⭐⭐🦈x1

10/10 very well done. Gold star in homework book. ⭐⭐

We’ve only got a few more hours of absolutely top/prime/beeyoutiful laundry drying weather before the storms set in. Get out of bed and make the most of it you lazy mongrels.

Deal!