My mom guilts me over not maintaining a better relationship with my brother, but he will never ever call or text first, despite the fact we used to be really close.

She wants us to have that again, but we are both adults now and my duty of looking out for my kid brother is done. He can make his own choices and I’m always happy to talk to him.

Fucking preach

Mod approved. You’re going on the fridge

I’m very happy to be back.

Thanks @poVoq@slrpnk.net and team for dealing with the technical issues and for keeping us running

NSFW because God help you should your boss stop by to chat and you have this on screen

I love this reference so much. For context, I’m on my 4th readthrough of the series.

Yes, you read that right.

kitties don’t do any harm

Quiet, whiskey Jack

Onion futures has entered the chat

I’ll finally get what I deserve then

So it begins

All sex lives end up here. My wife has slowly over the course of months started walking sideways. She doesn’t notice it though

I’m an original or bust kind of guy. I’ve don’t like any flavoured whiskey.

I’ve had their XR and their OXR, the latter of which was really rare.

No, the dead give away is the crown royal