Claim all of your frozen embryos as dependents

El Sabor de Soledad?

What does it feel like now?

They won’t eat them. So corn dogs/hot dogs just aren’t on the menu anymore.

I prefer the taste of non-crust over crust, so it allows me to savor that which I truly enjoy

We tried to make our own corn dogs, thinking that would be cheaper for them to destroy, but they didn’t like them.

Yea, my husband has tried different types of hotdogs, but hasn’t had any luck with them

I can’t fault her for that. I eat sandwiches crust first. She’s basically doing the same thing.

TIL 🌈

Tried it. Even tried making my own batter that I then rip off. It’s not the same was the response.

My kids only eat the dog. They rip off and discard the delicious corn coating like it’s a banana peel. Why don’t we just offer them regular hot dogs, you ask? We do, but “they don’t taste the same.” Monsters. So now we don’t buy corn dogs because I’m not paying corn dog prices for hot dog meals.

You probably could if you changed your sponge

Fruity Peppers?

What is the furry creature sitting with Solisi?

I figured it had more caffeine than tea but less than coffee. Clearly very wrong. Glad I didn’t drink this stuff while I was pregnant.