Why pay for it at all?

But, but, but MONKEYS ARE APES! More specifically, the monkeys that are apes are apes.

I still hear this through my tinny onboard in my deepest dreams.

This is fairly recent bird lore. Like late 80s to 90s. It takes a while for schools to catch up so I missed it as well.

Dammit, it had to be the only good floss.

Obsidian forms when lava cools very rapidly, limiting crystal growth. The lava pictured above most likely cooled slowly.

It won’t be. But maybe two years after release it will be pretty okay. This is the new way of things.

It doesn’t look like a bad mobile game. It looks like an ad for a bad mobile game.

Most oat milks now include emulsified lipids for this reason. Oatly foams up to a head better than whole milk. You can’t make butter out of it, but I doubt you’re making butter from your milk at home anyway.

Why does “kicking it up a notch” have to entail completely butchering the meter? Actually infuriating.

Might have, brother. Might have.

The simplest explanation is that someone merged them together by hand in order to take a picture of it.

I hope it’s yaboi Kaczynski because I’m in the same boat.

This guy hasn’t bought ammo recently.

and ultra-processed foods which are known to raise health problems

The data on this are very dubious at best. Most researchers can’t even agree on a definition of what they are. Corelation studies should always be taken with a grain of salt.

Forza games have had full screen ads for the past 3 or 4 games and it has yet to affect sales.

It gets cold.

Tomato toxic when it green, but delicious when it red. Creeping nightshade toxic when it green, but has anyone even tried it when it red? Probably delicious.

Do you think they’re serving actual honey and not honey flavored corn syrup?

They didn’t mean a house in California.