Bland.

As someone that pops a few Nickelback and Creed tunes on the playlist every now and then, they’re just bland. No risks taken, no muscles stretched, just generic rock trying to summarize the sound of the decade before it.

“My Hero” is Foo Fighters, “Hero” from Spider-Man is by Nickelback. Or rather, Chad Kroeger ft. Josey Scott.

So? I did this last Tuesday and you don’t see me bragging about it.

It’s easy to drive drunk if you do everything else drunk too.

id Tech or a modified id Tech to make a new Quake Engine.

The original skit is even better. He asks what color a fire hydrant is and the AI dumps out 3 bottles of water and says, “blue.”

Fizbo the clown is no fool, I’ll have you know.

One time I ordered a pineapple pizza at a cafe/game store with a room where we were staying the night. The person taking my order gave me shit for it when I ordered, after the group ordered, and when they brought out the food.

Not playful banter or little jokes, just legitimately talking about how gross my order was. Chicken & pineapple pizza for reference, I think it was even a named special on the menu.

All that to say, they exist and they are just as infuriating IRL.

It’s the perfect culmination of how they solve all their problems: by being Bill and Ted!

I think my favorite example of this in the first film is when they unintentionally repeat So-crates’ philosophy back to him by quoting Kansas.

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Ni! Ni! Ni!

Yessss DS2 is so good. I mean, not in a good way, but it is good.

Back in the day when the best place to wait with a gun was the airport.

Pretty much. All I meant was that Bethesda’s output hasn’t been good for a while. Bethesda has been dead since Fallout 4, imo. Arkane was my main hope from that wing but they made Redfall of all things, so I really just think Xbox has poor leadership.

Not to be all semantic, but those are all Arkane Studios games. Bethesda the publisher is different than Bethesda the studio. Bethesda the publisher did indeed release Arkane’s Dishonored 1 & 2, Prey, and Deathloop, but Bethesda the Studio’s recent output is Starfield, Fallout 76, and Elder Scrolls Online.

Which is still hilarious to me because even Paul straight up named the fruit of the spirit and it is not them lol.

Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?

In a flash I was sent back, to the moment where it all began, psychically traveling to a gloomy Saturday afternoon in 1988.

I was sitting on the orange velvet couch watching “Catteries Not Included,” when suddenly, an arousingly confident Gadget Hackwrench appeared and asked for my help fixing the ever-beleaguered Screaming Eagle. I don’t know, I acquiesced. And as I handed her the hog ring pliers, her fuzzy digits grazed mine, and in that moment, truly, I was wooooke.

More like spreads their jizz around everywhere, but something like that yes.

“Yo dog can I get some weed?”

“Only a bowlful”