I once got one. Must be 35ish years ago, though.

Argumentierst Du, daß es kein Wortspiel war?

Same (not a programmer, though). Some words in other languages are more precise or fun. Same goes for proverbs and idioms.

“vögeln” is colloquial for having sex.

Whoosh.

I dare you to try and shoot through my german 22cm brick wall.

German here, too.

Deep Dish Pizza is not Pizza.

I make pizza from scratch regularly, 1,50 Euro per Pizza is absolutely doable. Even with a topping or two. My personal favorite is pepperoni (the vegetable, not the sausage), which is cheap. My kid likes salami best. These two together will cost me about 2,60 Euro w/o counting the energy for the oven. That’s 1,30 per serving.

I’m in Europe, so I’m sadly unable to help. Best of luck!

What country?

Also, if you’d like to talk, I will listen.