But then where there good Germans? A silenced minority. Like us now. We basically can’t talk about the government or else.

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Felon once porn is illegal.

No! This was a bad comment. I take it back.

People should totally live and have friends.

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Call an uber or just walk for a bit then call an uber. Take the bus or train. If he did show up, it won’t matter if you take a bus. When shit hits the fan, no one is gonna miss a bus.

Not bad. I to wanna go down tasty. Some people wanna go down fighting. Not me! I’m all for chilly and salty and lemony.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jANuVKeYezs

Interesting song about his dad. People need to pay attention before queen trumpet the first orders us to be made into buttons or book wrap.

He asked for wrrr LD piss! Wrr LD piss!

god: world peace? Fuck no! How about WW3? Yeah, that’s more like it! And a few pandemics!

How about retirement at 95?

I just saw a really cheap ant on Craigslist! They want 20 bucks for it. But the best part is that they are willing to negotiate at a local Starbucks. Just need money on hand and ant in a bottle to get this transaction going! Well, it more of a straightaction. Well I don’t known if they are trans or gay really or bi. Well I don’t known what their pronouns are. Anyway for $20, I’m not gonna ask what they’re packing.

Everyone except for the trump family of pornographers.

If everyone did that tomorrow, it would be well worth it…

Before its legal to do that, we can identify and jail assholes who hate. So I propose that this is ok, but also mark every controversial book and follow sketchy guys and gals trying to check those out.

1. Don’t get a tattoo.
2. Grow that hair doo baby!

Two large replaceable penises. One is extremely girthy. The other is long and proportionally thick. Both vibrate to your favorite music and have a washable jelly pump. I’ll be loads and loads of fun.

Carry an extra set of clothes. If you find someone in need of your shirt and asks to give it to him in a German robotic accent, proceed to do so.

Hmm…let’s put this in perspective. We live in a tiny dot flying around a cosmic sized flushing toilet bowl that is it self flying around a larger flushing toilet bowl… Both have centers that either melt everything and or stretch it til the atoms break apart…or both. We are direct descendants of life forms…not animals perhaps but life forms who appeared from random motion and electric volts and radiation in and around a primordial mix of random liquid shit. And we are the 1 second before midnight if the entire earth had been around for an entire day. In short we are nothing. Who cares if some guy wants tariffs on China while raping someone during a celebration for a new pope. However…if you lived here, your entire puny life trapped inside a calcium basket full of your own meat and guts with 8 other billion people in the same conditions, I would much rather it be a happy blip than a blip filled with and torture. And lots and lots of sex. If you’re 21, my recommendation as a working professional who designs and builds really freaking cool gadgets is to go find someone to fuck pronto. And fuck. A lot. Use protection, don’t have kids unless you want to. But just make love day and night. Once you turn 35 make some goals for the rest of your blip. Then spend the rest of your blip. Thru all, make your self happy and make others happy. Just help each other. It serves no one if you live the tiny puny piece of time pissed off and you piss off others.

I hear the wonder lasso is just 3mm long and looks like a mushroom.

I got some. McMaster sells it as transparent ceramic.

On s Wednesday basically.